Showing posts with label Reader's Digest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reader's Digest. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Jokes


Prince mok molah entry gk dari Reader's Digest Prince ya.... Lawak ka??? Mana jak sio kata dak Kabong... Hehe.... Nah.... Baca la... K buang boring time ko kerja.... Ku tauk ko malas kerja ya.... Hiks....

Pic 1: Gerek Lamak ku (Before)


My girlfriend broke up with me. She said it’s because I was always correcting her. She came over to my house and said, “Prim , we need to talk.”

I said, “My name is Prince.” She said, “See?? I can’t say anything right around you.”
Pic 2: Gerek lamak ku (After)

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Jokes From Reader's Digest

Tek baru madah malas maok naip... Yang nko gigih gilak naip tok pohai dik???? Hehe... Sak banyak da post ku... Kedong gk banyak masa free tok...

Nah... Baca tak urang.... X juak lawak ne.... K menuh ruangan dalam blog tok ajak... Hiks




Just before a boy enters the barbershop, the barber tells his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch.” The barber puts a dollar in one palm and 50 cents in the other and ask the kid, “Which you want?” The boy takes the 50 cents coin and leaves.

“See?” says the barber, laughing.

Later, the customer passes the boy, who is standing outside a candy store. “Why’d you take the 50 cents and not the dollar?” he asks.

“Because,” says the boy, “the day I take the dollar, the game’s over.”

Monday, February 2, 2009

Laughter The Best Medicine

Prince mok molah entry yang joke yang d quote dari mag fav Prince "Reader's Digest"... Sak tak urang senyum sorang macam kambing... Dun worri... Prince ada melanggan mag tok... So every month Prince akan gv some input apa yang best for the current month.....


Nah tak urang maca kediri'.



A man was driving down the street in a lather because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking space.

Looking up to heaven, he said, “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I promise to go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up swearing.” Miraculously, a spot opened right in front of the building.

The man looked up and said, “Never mind. I found one.”